why can’t my fat leave me everything else does
(Source: luvvd, via cunfession)
You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes, via totaltheatregeek)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via stphcastro)
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
(via totaltheatregeek)
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
(via totaltheatregeek)
| friend: | what are your plans for the weekend |
| me: | who knows |
| me: | (i know) |
| me: | (i'm not leaving the house) |
avengers music videos » super bass, nicki minaj.
that’s the kind of green rage monster i was lookin’ for, and yes, you’ll get slapped if you’re lookin, thor!
