myboyfriendniall: holmeschapelharold: gayforgerardway: alexslutkarth: if you are in a band and you need a merch girl i am available if you are in a band and need a girl i am available if you are in a band i am available i am available.
youaremynirvana: i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13 and i’m like OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
panemsrebellion: we all know the reason Life With Derek ended was because disney was getting dangerously close to a sibling relationship i mean dont tell me you didnt ship it you are lying
previouslysane: i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over.
Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
glitterpen1s: you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
gabanti: my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
amibeyonceyet: Day #76 I am not yet Beyoncé
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
ifyoucarryonthisway: whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” i just
I know that the characters are fictional. But the emotional damage they cause is real.
person at school: *breathes*
me: can you not
nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbors, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.
groovymuttations: do you ever watch a show or read a book and suddenly you feel it it’s happening an otp is forming
Where can I find a male version of me
lonyle: reasons to date me: please
a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing