August 2012
Plot twist: Nobody gets offended by a tumblr post
Those “nobodies” have names, asshole
did you know the human body is 98% teen wolf feels?
July 2012
McDonald’s sponsoring the Olympics is like Trojan promoting abstinence.
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
nope:
the sexual tension between me and no one
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
- alex: hello brooklyn
- brooklyn: sup
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
you could be having sex with a hot olympian right now if you hadn’t spent the past five years of your life online
- being skinny would 100% solve all my problems
1. Say “Unh!”
2. Mumble 3 Spanish words
3. List 4 citiesYou just made a Pitbull song.
if theres a will
theres a way
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
everything hurts and i have no one to blame because they all have a legit reason for what they’re doing
except grandpa argent he can go to hell
Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face?
