keefvanhorn: i like to take long scrolls along the dash
basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
my parents: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
kawaiikakkoiikoneko: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show And then they made them go on that fucking cruise YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
soujizz: benefits to dating me you have no competition that’s about it actually but i think it’s a good point
carsonphillips: I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
quagslre: sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not
dasweetie: If Nick were to get an instagram he would take pictures of: aliens baseball the yankees the word “blessed” things having to do with “blessed” elvis blurry pictures of himself socks the scars fans give him possible ufos in the sky bowling beat lab