April 2012
keefvanhorn:
i like to take long scrolls along the dash
basedgosh:
i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
cubic1es:
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
tyleroakley:
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
my parents: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
kawaiikakkoiikoneko:
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show
And then they made them go on that fucking cruise
YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL
I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
soujizz:
benefits to dating me
you have no competition
that’s about it actually
but i think it’s a good point
carsonphillips:
I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
quagslre:
sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not
Watch
dasweetie:
If Nick were to get an instagram he would take pictures of:
aliens
baseball
the yankees
the word “blessed”
things having to do with “blessed”
elvis
blurry pictures of himself
socks
the scars fans give him
possible ufos in the sky
bowling
beat lab
