fallenforziam: i cry because liam payne he’s not only flawless but his level of perfection is so unreachable that nothing can make him any less perfect it’s like a constant of flawlessness this is absurd this is terrorism it’s against the laws of physics it’s apotheosis like a man becoming a god
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
rules of tumblr
blogsaretough: don’t have this theme: that’s it
theprincessdiana: guys think about how many hours you have spent on the internet this year
no you liked that one thing i reblogged from someone else that one time a month ago you are not allowed to unfollow me i thought you loved me
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Katy Perry - E.T. (guy version)
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notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...